My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room

Are thou feeling it now mr. krabs? Nice shoes, wanna fuck? ....hawkward. My name is Valerie and I have incredible amounts of swag popping out of my ovaries.. I dislike gerbils, vasoline, 'nilla' waffers, and balloons popping. Judge me. hash-slinging-slasher(s)

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Preserve your memories, they’re all that’s left you
‘Bookends’ Simon and Garfunkel

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Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it..If you ever wished you could be a child forever.
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